Sunday, March 23, 2008

ruined tag

this is a totally fucked up tag...
dumb to the core... realized it a bit too late.
anyway


Describe your perfect Sunday morning?
Back-ache after a 12 hour sleep.

Favorite song of all time?
Where did you sleep last night ~Nirvana~

How tall are you?
Respectably tall to always find a spot in the school/college basketball squad.

If you could be successful at any job in the world, what would that job be?
Selling/Evangelism/Radio

If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?
Vienna, Austria!

If you could be someone else for a day, who would it be?
The Prime Minister of India. I could go on for more than a day is permitted.

If you have friends coming for supper what would you cook?
Typically Indian food. Chicken curry, Mutton fry, Sausages, Chana Dal and boiled Rice.

What is your favourite word?
oh fuck....

What makes you cry?
Seeing others in pain who can't really bear it.

If you were an animal in the wild, what would you be?
A Lion by all means. Even if I have to pay an extra eye.

If you could time travel to the past to correct any mistakes you feel you’ve made, would you?
Oh yes of course.

Do you believe that the cup is half empty or half full?
Half empty... there's always scope to fill in more.

What do you do for fun?
Yap away to glory.

Are you an outdoor or an indoor person
Very situational...

Where do you see yourself in five years?
oh you can't imagine. I am the early runner.

What are you most proud of in your life?
I rise from the dust each time. I now do not fear failure!

When do you plan on getting married?
what the fuck? you can't plan on these things. I guess it's the day when my girlfriend stand outside my house and yells at the top of her voice..." main tumhare bacche ki maa banne waali hun".

Get the number or give the number?
Get the number always...

Romance or Kinky Sex?
Kinky Sex... Romance is too expensive!

How do you feel?
First the hair.. then the earlobes... then the cheeks.. then the lips.. and then top down :)

What size shoe do you wear?
9.5 uk... 10.5 us... 44.5 eur

What is your favorite clothing brand?
benetton/gap

Water or 100% Juice?
100% juice... maybe

T-Mobile, U.S. Cellular, Cingular/AT&T, or Sprint/Nextel
AT&T

Would you rather be hot or cold?
stupis question...

Would you rather lose an arm or a leg?
i am basically a tecchie... so maybe a leg. even that's gonna pain :(

Favorite Place to Eat?
Stir Crazy

Opera, Musical, Concert, Play, Performance, or Other?
Play.

Most Memorable Past?
my school...

Most embarrassing moment?
caught lying to my folks when i was 23...

If you had to pick one car, which would it be?
Humvee anyday....

Your favorite Disney Films?
Tarzan!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the cork across :|

Do you support Paris?
oh yeah totally.... all of her vidoes. best being 'one night in paris'.

Where is Waldo?
ask handford...

Favorite element?
tea

What was your last thought?
ooty tea gardens

Firefox, Internet Explorer, Netscape, or other?
Firefox always.

Who are you going to vote for in 2008?
UPA

Juice and crackers or milk and cookies?
it's a fucked up question again...

Which is worse? A bad laugh or a bad cough?
Bad laugh..

Are you a cat or a dog person?
doggie

Would you rather be blind or deaf?
gross... what a sadistic questionnaire... now i am thinking why i even picked it up..

Define yourself in 3 words…
i am MAD

Do you eat cold cereal at night?
nooooooooo

What is your favorite TV show?
amazing police chase videos

Do you shower every single day?
no i do not...

Boat or bus?
boat

What would you do if Michael Jackson asked you out
what do you wanna hear... sleep with him.

What is your favorite food?
tandoori chicken

Do you read harry potter books?
No.

If you could have one super human power what would you choose?
a cloak of invisibility

Have you had a beer in the last week?
no. not in the last 5 years now!

Vitamin Water or Gatorade?
Gatorade anytime.

Favorite body part?
you really don't wanna know... i am getting cheeky now.

Flip flops or sandles?
flip flops

What do you do on fridays?
smoke hash

Do you like bananas?
lauve bananas.

52 comments:

crasiezt said...

LOL straight out of a stupid beauty pageant!
Some of them were actually funny..the Michael Jackson one, the fave body part, the support Paris...and the best was "how do you feel"
Good stuff man!!

dRoZzY!!! said...

@crasiezt: hey, you liked it??? this is the worst tag ever....
ok now you should take it up from here... i am tagging you and skeeter. ping me once done!

Gunjan Aylawadi said...

lol...wat were u thinkin before takin it up dude??
wat kinda questions r those??
anyhw...im glad to c another ucb fan!

dRoZzY!!! said...

@gunj: great even you dont like it... at least someone!
:(

Reeta Skeeter said...

Were u REAllY honest while doing this one D?

dRoZzY!!! said...

@skeets: at least is post mein fatta maarne ka koi scope nahi tha...
ok maybe that i do not do hash over the weekends anymore

Reeta Skeeter said...

I DON'T believe you :P inni info tu reveal kar dega? Nahhhh

dRoZzY!!! said...

@skeets: lol... you are cute :)

Anonymous said...

lol..enjoyed reading the answers

dRoZzY!!! said...

@geet: really (again)????
you guys a lovely lot!!!
in fact i like your blog a lot

Anonymous said...

yesss really....you might know as well that you have gr88 sense of humor ..

abt my blog.. hmmm..now i should ask you..really (again n again) ??? 'coz i would never think so...

crasiezt said...

Yeah man it was fun to read, though am sure it would be a real pain to do it! Had some stupid git done the tag it would have bored me to death. But your responses saved the tag!

On a serious note, do you really want me to do it???

dRoZzY!!! said...

@geet: i do think that your space is a good read. even i adore bhagas singh a lot. he is the unsung hero of this country. my heart seldom beats for any gandhi.... except priyanka gandhi at times.

@crasiezt: i am elated. thanks!please take it and do not forget to spice it up with a dash of lime.

crasiezt said...

Drat! Like I said, it was fun to read, but the idea of DOING it is making my head spin!
But alright, I'll do it:-)

dRoZzY!!! said...

@crasiezt: hehehe... its sick swimming in winters all alone... jump in and let me know!!! *cheeky*

dRoZzY!!! said...

@skeeter: tu dead meat hai....

Reeta Skeeter said...

Haye raam kyon D... what sins have I committed?
*darr gayi*
*pata ni kya hoga ab*
Oye I know I am cute :D But thanks anyway...
Look at the comments meter ;P zooming it is.

dRoZzY!!! said...

@skeetah: thanks... but i am amazed at the fact that the stupidest of posts fetch maximum comments that too when i do not reply once for each comment. wtf is this?

tu bhi tagged hai....
kal tere office aa raha hun... FINAL

Gonecase aka. Shutter Singh said...

Man ! What kind of tag it is...bhagwan bachaye !!

crasiezt said...

I'm done with the tag...so fucked up man!
Ain't posting it now though. My previous post was a tag too..this one will have to wait a bit!

dRoZzY!!! said...

@crasiezt: great... i am itching to see it published! ping me once on...

@gonecase: tu accha aadmi lagta hai fotu mein... tu bhi latak jaa is tag pe ab... you like cars... i just drove a hyndai tuscon.. it's the lesser counsin of a santa fe that runs in america. nice baby tuscon!

Reeta Skeeter said...

par main to ghar hun!
lol@ gonecase being acha admi... wo sach mein gone case hai!
Tu comments ke liye aisi harkatein bhi karna shuru ho gaya?
*bangs head against the wall*

Anonymous said...

Ok.What else could I call "funny" with this post around and taking all the credit !! cheers...

crasiezt said...

You owe me one big time for this tag man!!

dRoZzY!!! said...

@skeeturr: #1 kulfi is on... ask your blog buddies who all wish come along. lets make it a photowalk to dhuli'z # 1 kulfi @ sitaram bazaar purani dilli ek ek shoonya shoonya shoonya che.

@mishra: thanks man... i am still trying to find funny here... :)

@crasiezt: i grant you one wish...

Satanic Angel said...

the tag for sure had some horrendous qs but u've added some zing to it..the best one was how do u feel..heh

crasiezt said...

Hmmm think again:P

dRoZzY!!! said...

@elusive: i am still wondering... not being duhh... but did i take up the "how i feel?" question in its true original spirit.
thanks anyhow...

@crasiezt: no naked dancing on the bar table.... considering the fact that you do not exist anywhere close to the ncr... GRANTED!
it's a Man's world. (you can interpret this anyway you please)

dRoZzY!!! said...

@crasiezt: oops typo... i meant "It's a Man's WORD".

crasiezt said...

And what makes you think I can't get there and ask you for exactly what you dread doing:P

Gonecase aka. Shutter Singh said...

Maine aise kya paap kar diye jo aisi saza di gurudev !!
Tuscon is sexy, considering Indian standards....Terracan is also one hell of a beast, 4xWD

dRoZzY!!! said...

@crasiezt: i have thrice been on the HTCity P3 in the last 5 years (before that i was more into uncovered raves)... now considering my social status i am sure you wouldnt want me to dance naked on a bar in my city.

jokes apart, on a very serious note...
i have actually been thrice on HTCity P3. lol. thats for having a wonderful set of media buddies (saale muft-khorr).

i am game but thats only once you publish the goddamn post.

PS*anyone*: you wanna get famous in the delhi P3 circuit you have a one stop shop ---->Reeta Skeeter<----
she can get you anywhere... fuck cover charges.... @1 a.m.. the best night clubs... welcome drink on the frikkin house... call REETA SKEETERRR

@gonecase: yaar ladkiyon jaisa mat ro ab... tu accha aadmi hai dost!

accha ek bata... agar tereko do option milti...
a. world ki koi bhi car utha le
b. world ka koi bhi baap utha le

kya choose karta?

aur please yeh question mujhse mat poochna....
meri fatt gayi hai a. aur b. mein decide karte karte.... isliye mein apne aap ko option c. deta hun...
c. world ka koi bhi bhagwaan mujhe utha le

asli baap hai to acchi car lene nahi dega....
achi car hai to... to nakli baap ka kya bharose... kabhi bhi bade bhai ko sab kuch de dega

its 1:15 am.... and i am going crazy.
i should go now

crasiezt said...

Just thrice? I can't even count the number of times I was on page 3 of TOI and other newspapers:P

dRoZzY!!! said...

@crasiezt: no no no... you've got me wrong here again....
i am not talking about the main newspaper with it's page 3 (obituaries page)... its the colorful magazine like supplementary alongside....
ok just kidding...
if you are serious then you are resourceful. *Kneeling Down*

and which TOI would this be??? i am trying to figure out your usefulness (geographically).

crasiezt said...

I'm talking about the Hyderabad TOI, plus the Hyderabad Deccan Chronicle as well:-)
But I'm in Bangalore now, and am nobody here:-(

dRoZzY!!! said...

oa.... hyd!!! i like it better than blore anyday!
back from my clubbing days it used to be bottles n chimneys somewhere close to the begumpet airport... then it was 2 flights down a not so great place.. food was midnight biryani woah

bangalore was about purple haze! fod in bangalore was punjab di bahar (pdb) and tandoor.

HISTORY

delhi is a good lot of fun too... there are a lot of great places here too.

P3 circuits.... i've seen it a bit too close... one of my best friend was a P3 journo. the worst that could happen to a human being.

*nostalgia*

Satanic Angel said...

u mite not have taken the q in its true original spirit, but u sure took up the questionaiire under the influ of some spirits..oh and were is this stripping and dancing thing happening? I have never seen a strip-tease :( :p

dRoZzY!!! said...

@elusive: spirits... hmmmm
thats possible!!!
about the "striptease" ... Sunday, March 30, 2008
10 PM onwards
Talkatora Stadium, New Delhi - 110001

Tickets would be sold after a screening interview with the audience ONLY!!!

Keshi said...

**this is a totally fucked up tag...dumb to the core

LOL then why did ya do it?

hey ty for stopping by my blog :) Loved ur answers too woohoo! ;-)


Keshi.

dRoZzY!!! said...

@keshi: i do tags in word document. when i was pasting it back i though of putting the disclaimer right at the top.
there's some problem with the comments' posting on your blog. the page breaks @ submit.

great to have you here too :)

Gonecase aka. Shutter Singh said...

Ok, will do.....aur rahi baat option ki to mein apne baap se khush hun,aur wahan se gaddi ki mana bhi nahi honi..isliye gaddi aane do...Option A ko lock kar diya jaye :D

dRoZzY!!! said...

@gonecase: sahi hai beedu.... bata dena jab blog update karo...
aur kucch gandi gandi baatien bhi likh dena... mirch masala... always makes it a fun read.
and mind you gandi gandi has nothing to do with gross stuff.
ps: gross stuff is the best... ;) no wonder its gross!

crasiezt said...

Yupp B&C was a good place, but the last time I went they played such awful tracks that I don't feel like going there any more. Have you tried TDS (Ten Downing Street)? Small and cozy, with great music and sexy food!

And am glad you like Hyd more than Blore:-)

Gonecase aka. Shutter Singh said...

Badi gaaliyan dene ke baad finally tag ho gya sir ji :D

dRoZzY!!! said...

@crasiezt: B&C is what you guys call it... kool! i remember being there for a Dhol Night... damn crazy!!!
TDS should be Ten Downing Street. i rermebr my brother's microsoft buddy treating us there...
it again reminds me of the balcome seats @ anand and sangeet. the irani samosas outside anand. irani chai (they use milkmaid instead of milk) at the old city saleems. koti for books and tank bund for a boys night... the dandiya nights at jubilee gardens! the hot chics... the dripping burger @ the universal bakery and my all time fav afghani chicken and roomali roti @ paradise under a tree .... i have lived my life there.
and now an untold secret... we guys always wanted to check out a place called Mehndi Waali Gali... i hope i got the name right. this was the red-light area of hyd. i had heard tales of the Mujhra that used to happen there... one thing that i have missed i guess!!!

@gonecase: mubarkaa..... dil khush kar ditta tussi. lemme check it out dude

crasiezt said...

I bow to you man...a real bow...bending low, so low that my nose touched your shoes! You are a true Hyderabadi..and you know what that's where I am right now!

dRoZzY!!! said...

@crasiezt: wow!!! hyd... great going.
my bangalore -> hyd -> bangalore trips were either on the Sharma/Shameem Travel Volvo Buses or or by a train tht used to leave blore cantt @ 6:20 pm... and once in my brothers new car...

in fact just 5 mins back i was just planning a trip to hyd next month... del->hyd->blore->manipal->blore->del

this should cover my buddy lifeline

crasiezt said...

It's darn hot in Hyd right now..am on the verge of melting! Manipal rocks, and all the places near it, plus the beach is uber cool!
Just had chicken biryani from Nizam Club *I guess you know the place*...with mutton chutney! I'm loving it:D

dRoZzY!!! said...

nothing about the Nizam Club...
the only weekend family kind of club has been sec'bad club, that too not often.
but the food sounds amazing... slurrrp...
:(

i actually hate going to manipal. i have had one of the worst days of my life there. still breaks me at times.

but its a beautiful place for sure. the chiccies are gorgeous there. have no clue why....

another place i remembered from close to the old city was called hanuman tekri....
dont remember the name of the eating joint... the dude served the best ever ginger chicken.

crasiezt said...

You don't know Nizam Club??? *looks dazed with amazement*
It's one of the oldest ones here, and super cheap and sexed out food!
Am not very familiar with old city...except Famous icecreams of course:D

dRoZzY!!! said...

@crazz: sexed out food... wow!
guess i missed this one. shall take it up soon.
all you folks from bangalore and hyd should come up north for a trip to leh maybe. june is the best time and a return ticket from delhi doesnt go beyond 6k.
eating a yak, sitting on a glacier, sniffing old monk...

crasiezt said...

I've been to Leh. Went last year. Best holiday ever! But I didn't eat a yak...howz it?